Once god came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That‘s impossible, he said.

Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".

当上帝降临在我面前并允诺实现我的一个愿望。我希望让世界和平。上帝说，那是不可能的。

接着，我希望上帝变聪明一点。上帝就说，那我还是让世界和平吧。