Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan. 

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 

"I‘d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 





伊凡流着鼻血回了家,妈妈问他:“发生了什么?”

伊凡说:“一个孩子咬了我。”

妈妈问:“如果再见到他还能认得出吗?”

“无论如何都能,”伊凡说,“他的耳朵在我口袋里。”




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