Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." 

　　　　　　"You‘ve done the right thing," says Mommy.

　　　　　　"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy‘s lap."

小约翰尼说：“妈妈， 今天早上我和爸爸乘公交车，他告诉我要把作为让给一位女士。”

妈妈说：“你做得对啊。”

“可是妈妈，我当时正坐在爸爸的大腿上耶。”