Once god came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That‘s impossible, he said.

Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".

曾经，上帝在我面前显现，要我许愿。我祈求世界和平。

这不可能，他说。

之后，我请求他给你脑子。他说，“还是让我试试世界和平吧。”