Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan. 

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 

"I‘d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 





伊万满脸是血地回到家中,妈妈问他:“发生什么了?”

“有个小朋友咬我,”伊万回答道。

“如果你下次再看到他能认出他来吗?” 妈妈问。

“他在哪我都认得出,”伊万回答。“反正他的耳朵在我兜里。”




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