Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan. 

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 

"I‘d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 

伊凡鼻子上满是血地回到家，妈妈问他：“发生什么事了？”

伊凡回答：“有个小孩子打了我。”

“如果再看到他你能认出他妈？”妈妈问道。

“无论到哪我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵在我的口袋。”